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Goth_Hawk San Francisco, United States

Today, I found myself wondering if my sister's jaw makes the same clicking sound when she's giving head as it does when she's eating food. FML

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Goth_Hawk 28

I'm OP, she does have a jaw issue, and the doctors have said they would have to break her jaw to fix it. I thought about it because it was 3am and the thought of her chewing came to mind as I was reading some of the dirtier submissions on FML. It was so jarring that I had to post it.

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Well if she's chewing on the guy's penis she's doing it wrong...

Karenezzy 20

Why would you even think of that?

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you need jesus

How is Jesus gonna help him? Is he gonna come down and be like "Hey man just so you know, I've been watching your sister give head a lot lately and her jaw pops more than clicks. Kudos bruh keep me in your prayers" Cuz if Jesus does shit like that then sign me up to becoming a Christian.

Goth_Hawk 28

I'm a girl

A gender symbol would have helped this post a tad bit, not alot but a bit.

whoa calm down #16, it was actually a reference to those "y'all need jesus" memes (I'm agnostic though) and I agree with #51, I (falsely) thought OP was a creepy dude ._.

What brought you to thinking of this?

That's weird..

your sex life must be pretty slow to speculate about hers.

While receiving head or eating?

Goth_Hawk 28

I'm OP, she does have a jaw issue, and the doctors have said they would have to break her jaw to fix it. I thought about it because it was 3am and the thought of her chewing came to mind as I was reading some of the dirtier submissions on FML. It was so jarring that I had to post it.

Oh I see but I think her husband has to think about that before you! :)

Goth_Hawk 28

I would ask her if it does, but she would get pissed at me, and I know she'd find out if I asked anyone who would know lol

At least you're a caring person. That's a good thing OP :)

for some reason I imagined her eating and you were sitting across from her blankly staring and wondering this lol. not sure if it's better or worse that the thought came at 3 am In your down time

Goth_Hawk 28

I try to stay away when she's eating, the clicking sound is so unnerving that I can't even focus on anything else if she's at the table eating.

KhaleesiDannie 26

My jaw does that too and it doesn't happen during sexy times with my husband of that's helps haha

36-- my does. I think it just depends on the severity.

One way to find out :p

dragoongirl90 34

That sucks, I hate getting those disturbing errant thoughts. Cool username, though.

My jaw does that OP. i hear the surgery will be extremely costly, but i will need it.

Does she have a jaw symptom known as TMJ? Because if so, I know how that feels. Ended up with a lower jaw retainer to help with realignment.

rockyhorrorQT 12

It could be worse. Just about every joint in my body clicks or pops. Been that way since i can remember. Kinda difficult when trying to sneak up on friends.

PhoeniXCommander 5

My jaw clicks and cracks whenever I talk, eat or readjust my jaw. And yes, it happens when I give head too.

For some reason I thought you heard her give head and it clicked and you wondered if it clicked when she ate

OlChickenBeard 16

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Your sister should try seeing a chiropractor. I got my wisdom teeth removed when I was 14 (youngest they'd seen) they put me to sleep and when I woke up my jaw felt weird but I didn't think much of it. Years later I went to my chiropractor and found that my jaw was out of place this whole time. Unfortunately I left it really long and calcium has built up so it only stays in place for a few hours after an adjustment but those few hours feel so good! I would suggest she see a chiropractor in case it's out of place, may save lots of money and a surgery may not be needed.

It's a pretty legit question. I'd wonder it too ?

At least relieved the OP is a female...

TallMist 32

Forget it. Forget this bad joke. It was never here.

Dude, that's just sick.

It does, dude. And she does that thing with her tongue, too.

Why does his have so maybe thumbs down this is amazing ?

ur ****** up