Today, I found myself wondering if my sister's jaw makes the same clicking sound when she's giving head as it does when she's eating food. FML
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dramaelf 37
Well if she's chewing on the guy's penis she's doing it wrong...
Karenezzy 20
Why would you even think of that?
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biebahood 15
you need jesus
184886837272837 32
How is Jesus gonna help him? Is he gonna come down and be like "Hey man just so you know, I've been watching your sister give head a lot lately and her jaw pops more than clicks. Kudos bruh keep me in your prayers" Cuz if Jesus does shit like that then sign me up to becoming a Christian.
Jae_Hellyun 17
Agreed...
Goth_Hawk 28
I'm a girl
thesmeagol 22
A gender symbol would have helped this post a tad bit, not alot but a bit.
biebahood 15
whoa calm down #16, it was actually a reference to those "y'all need jesus" memes (I'm agnostic though) and I agree with #51, I (falsely) thought OP was a creepy dude ._.
Oblivion239 21
What brought you to thinking of this?
lau1206 16
That's weird..
sdroze1389 31
your sex life must be pretty slow to speculate about hers.
Sotanostash 20
While receiving head or eating?
Goth_Hawk 28
I'm OP, she does have a jaw issue, and the doctors have said they would have to break her jaw to fix it. I thought about it because it was 3am and the thought of her chewing came to mind as I was reading some of the dirtier submissions on FML. It was so jarring that I had to post it.
Darkness_Hate 29
Oh I see but I think her husband has to think about that before you! :)
Goth_Hawk 28
I would ask her if it does, but she would get pissed at me, and I know she'd find out if I asked anyone who would know lol
Darkness_Hate 29
At least you're a caring person. That's a good thing OP :)
sdroze1389 31
for some reason I imagined her eating and you were sitting across from her blankly staring and wondering this lol. not sure if it's better or worse that the thought came at 3 am In your down time
Goth_Hawk 28
I try to stay away when she's eating, the clicking sound is so unnerving that I can't even focus on anything else if she's at the table eating.
KhaleesiDannie 26
My jaw does that too and it doesn't happen during sexy times with my husband of that's helps haha
ksks1234 33
36-- my does. I think it just depends on the severity.
Jwaye2 7
One way to find out :p
dragoongirl90 34
That sucks, I hate getting those disturbing errant thoughts. Cool username, though.
mackdeezy 22
My jaw does that OP. i hear the surgery will be extremely costly, but i will need it.
Lambofan217 8
Does she have a jaw symptom known as TMJ? Because if so, I know how that feels. Ended up with a lower jaw retainer to help with realignment.
rockyhorrorQT 12
It could be worse. Just about every joint in my body clicks or pops. Been that way since i can remember. Kinda difficult when trying to sneak up on friends.
PhoeniXCommander 5
My jaw clicks and cracks whenever I talk, eat or readjust my jaw. And yes, it happens when I give head too.
youdontcontrolme 17
For some reason I thought you heard her give head and it clicked and you wondered if it clicked when she ate
OlChickenBeard 16
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Brandi_Faith 34
Your sister should try seeing a chiropractor. I got my wisdom teeth removed when I was 14 (youngest they'd seen) they put me to sleep and when I woke up my jaw felt weird but I didn't think much of it. Years later I went to my chiropractor and found that my jaw was out of place this whole time. Unfortunately I left it really long and calcium has built up so it only stays in place for a few hours after an adjustment but those few hours feel so good! I would suggest she see a chiropractor in case it's out of place, may save lots of money and a surgery may not be needed.
Miss_A_x0x 12
It's a pretty legit question. I'd wonder it too ?
spoo 24
At least relieved the OP is a female...
TallMist 32
Forget it. Forget this bad joke. It was never here.
Merylwen 24
Dude, that's just sick.
Zebediabolical 45
It does, dude. And she does that thing with her tongue, too.
happypenguins 24
Why does his have so maybe thumbs down this is amazing ?
HeWillBeLoved105 22
That's creepy..
rnovoa 7
ur ****** up