Smeagogole
Villeurbanne, France
Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML
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christinamarie17 29
I'd take it as a compliment, really. Gollum was a bad ass. Tell your friend to watch out for his finger.
maggiefox 25
If it's going to be like that... Next time, finders keepers.
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JessicaRabbit324 13
They should watch out. Smeagol killed his friend to keep it... just sayin'...
ReiracsNeve 17
Did any stinky fat hobbitses stoled its?