HobblinGoblin
Eureka, United States
Today, I finished polishing a song I was working on for my girlfriend. The next words out of her mouth when we next spoke: "I want to break up." FML
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gmian 34
Hey, at least you didn't sing it yet! You now have a song for the next girl ;)
RememberSchlitz 9
Been there, slightly rewrote that song for the next girlfriend, married that girlfriend 27 years ago, still play her that song on occasion, still know the lyrics by heart. It's not the song - it's the girl.
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yes31601 16
How does anyone think YDI? Unless you gave her a reason to break up with you (a legit reason, nothing stupid), it doesn't make sense...
SuperMew 22
While that sucks, at least you didn't buy her anything.
Levi2411 41
Just improvise and turn the song into: A hundred ways I'm better off without you. Sorry, OP, but after working so hard, you deserve a girl who appreciates you. Not a girl who dumps you with one sentence.
Adam_Power58 16
Sorry to hear, it's a shame you were both on different cords
vntqmm 8
Great pun. Pure fact. Why is this being downvloted?
DraconicFeline 31
Probably because he spelled "chords" wrong.
SweetJane5522 22
A lot of girls will give up a good relationship if it starts to become work. Because "love is easy". But chin up buttercup, the new Star Wars just came out
dutchy86 20
"Freddy doesn't know...."
HobblinGoblin 11
to clarify, she never heard the song. I practiced maybe a half hour a day for about a week, usually at night after she'd gone home.
cwade71 17
how close were you to this girl? like how long were you two dating?
HobblinGoblin 11
not very long, just under a year.
KhaleesiDannie 26
Well I'm sorry that happened OP
RememberSchlitz 9
Been there, slightly rewrote that song for the next girlfriend, married that girlfriend 27 years ago, still play her that song on occasion, still know the lyrics by heart. It's not the song - it's the girl.
animalxcrackers 20
you reused the sing? does your wife know?
soulreaper12296 28
Now you have an outline for the next girl you date. Which could be a chance to make it even better.
GamerGuy94 7
I've had a similar experience I feel ya bro