Today, I finally realized that the only time my mother talks to me is when she needs money. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Narcissistic parents FTW
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, my child told me when she makes enough money to support herself, she's never going to speak to me again. FML
Piggy banked
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Mismanagement
Today, I discovered that my mother has been stealing from me to cover her mountain of debt. I’m barely making ends meet as it is. When I confronted her, she had the gall to suggest I get a second job to support her. FML
Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML
Angry man
Today, I learned that now that my mom is dead, and my dad doesn't need my emotional support during her illness anymore, he's going to go back to insulting me every time he talks to me. FML
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Drama Llama
Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML
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mahamii_93 0
then stop giving it to her!
ricosan 0
Join the club.
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xvdeceiverxz 0
unlucky
Nikkiys 0
Wow, are you my sister? She has the same problem you have. Except she also calls needing rides and other things. My mom just doesn't call me because she knows I don't have anything... but I'm sure things will change when I graduate college and have a good job.
123camelia 2
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jes23 0
well let me be the first to say welcome to FML some of this shit are stupid or are funny either way it make u feel better about your own life
vaney_fml 0
my boyfriends mom is the same way.. Shes always taking his money and making him pay for her rent, her baby's stuff, and her car insurance.. and he dosnt even live with her since he was 17 and its been 3 yrs now.. and she has an older daughter who has money and dosnt even bother asking her because she actually puts her in her place. and if my boyfriend tries to say no she starts yelling about how she gave him life... shes such a bullshitter..
xXlLaMaXx 5
#1 WIN
KYOBI_017 0
0.0 trevor?
nobodyxyouxknow 0
my mom tried that shyt too. cut her asslose a long time ago. don't feel as bad for it now that some time has passed. I've got more hard erned cash to spend.
unilpentium 0
YDI for contributing to FML's massive overusage and/or misusage of the words noticed, realized, or learned. Yes, I'm definetly being serious.
johndoe411 0
damn talk about tough love
tdurden 0
put her on the corner to make her own money!