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By ratedFforfriendzone - 30/07/2016 07:32 - United States

Today, I finally got asked to the movies by the guy that I like, the movie was great, so was the drive, but the other woman who got in the car who he happened to take home with him after dropping me off? Not so great. FML

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Kassidey95 14

Saturday 30 July 2016 23:49

Yeah, it was some girl that apparently he's been talking to for months. I had no idea.

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 31 July 2016 5:35

Three letters equals the perfect word to describe him. PIG

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KyoshiroT 32

Saturday 30 July 2016 23:23

If that was an unknown person to him then you dodged a bullet there, but if it was a family member then it's fine.

Kassidey95 14

Saturday 30 July 2016 23:49

Yeah, it was some girl that apparently he's been talking to for months. I had no idea.

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 31 July 2016 5:35

Three letters equals the perfect word to describe him. PIG

moo77_fml 20

Sunday 31 July 2016 15:06

Jerk!! Not worth another moment of your time

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