green2black
United States
Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML
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matt692009 0
Beastieality is ILLEGAL
mariekentairo 0
You should get out more then....
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Comments (267)
Zallen 0
#6 sure. I luv peanut butter. :)
EvilPuggy 11
That's a nice joke...
1LL337 0
YDI there's no shortage of good women out there. Get your sh*t together, clean yourself up, and stop making up excuses and being a pansy
youshitme 9
Oh, leave him alone ... Maybe he's happier living with the Golden ... At least she'll never break his heart
xxzRAMBOzxx 0
your a weird ****
loverforfigher 0
aw, this one made me smile
Ravefox_twi 0
The bad news is ********** is illigal the good news is you could just be a furry and get a girl to dress up like a Goldy~ and I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to [insert company here]
NataliaDelCarmen 0
hahaha This is just the sweetest thing
Lisimal 7
There was a farmer who had a dog and BANGER was its name-o. Oh my God, I'm sorry, that was very stupid.
plix 0
please stop doing these boring illustrations.
ShootinPutin 0
I'm guessing #208 has no idea what Cyanide and Happiness is.
shaBAMalex 0
Sad, sad.
plix 0
Please make it stop, what's enough is enough, there hasn't been a proper and funny illustration since the Caturday one.