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Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML

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Beastieality is ILLEGAL

mariekentairo 0

You should get out more then....

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monnanon 14

This has got the be the first illustration I've seen for a new FML (or fairly new) Cyanide and happiness rock :)

i can understand enjoying a bit of doggy style but this is crazy o:

PunxsatownyPhil 0

Dave!

I'm not nuts about this illustrator (though their strip is pretty funny) and I wasn't nuts about this FML, but that image of the golden retriever is freakin' excellent!

aback, how can you not like the illustrator?! Dave McElfatrick rules!

I like his strip with his own humor. I don't so much like him as an illustrator for others' stories. Does that make sense?

tbby143 0

they are cute, but i hope you dont harm the poor girl

emoemerald1234 0

aww lol she looks like a keeper.

fanaticdragon 10

AW :) The love I feel for my dogs is more than I have ever felt/will ever feel for a human-dogs are FAR better,OP.

Too bad the 'preview' of this illustration on the home page said it all.

.. and she's a little overweight.