Intimacy: Today, I finally found out why my best friend lied about the... - FML

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By DataWog - 05/03/2016 16:36 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I finally found out why my best friend lied about the reason she uninvited me to her birthday party way back in highschool. She was mad about how I 'broke up' with her. I never even knew we were dating. She destroyed our entire friendship because of an imaginary relationship. FML

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