Health: Today, I figured out the acne treatment I use works, but also... - FML

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By Swandive235 - 11/04/2016 03:42 - United States - Denver

Today, I figured out the acne treatment I use works, but also makes my facial grow out in very weird patches rapidly. I discovered this when I went to school really sleepy and discovered a patch of beard only on my right cheek. No wonder I was getting stares. FML

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