Love: Today, I figured out that my husband of 14y is having an affair... - FML

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By TrueStory - 02/02/2016 18:46 - United States - Encinitas

Today, I figured out that my husband of 14y is having an affair that has been going on since Before we signed for a 400k mortgage and two leased vehicles. To put the icing on the cake she was the photographer at my daughters wedding and my 40th and is in almost every picture. FML

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