Health: Today, I fell down a flight of stairs while delivering a pizza,... - FML

By earths_venus - 26/08/2010 12:49 - Australia

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs while delivering a pizza, and severely sprained my ankle. The guy looked at me lying there, and shut the door in my face. I then got told to "Suck it up, Princess" by my manager. FML

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Earths_Venus 25

Thursday 26 August 2010 20:25

Yeah I just got back from Emergency and I'll be off my feet for 2 days. My manager is a funny bastard, he heard me say that to someone else a few days before and decided to use it on me. He did end up helping me to my car and getting me an ice pack. No, I didn't get a tip from that asshole.

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mintcar 9

Thursday 26 August 2010 20:34

Oh and sue the pizza.

ToxikFox 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 20:00

...lol. I'm sorry op, fyl

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Paaradoxx 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:58

If your delivering pizza, and the guy your delivering to is at the bottom of the steps, why was there a need to be on the steps at all.. :/

TheTerenity 9

Sunday 8 April 2012 18:17

I love Typos on FMLs...:

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