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By Anonymous - 13/06/2016 02:45 - United States - Council Bluffs

Today,I dumped my fiancé of two years because the relationship was just too much. After I left so he could pack his belongings. He thought it would be a good idea to trash my apartment, pour ketchup on my clothing, belongings, and take a shit on my floor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 297
You deserved it 30

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Why is that? Was it that he thought it was ur fault that the relationship ended?

The only bright side is you found out his character sooner rather than later. I would bill him for the clean up and consider filing a police report and a restraining order.

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Why is that? Was it that he thought it was ur fault that the relationship ended?

DeadxManxWalking 27
penguinprincess5 8

Sarcasm obviously goes over your head #4

The only bright side is you found out his character sooner rather than later. I would bill him for the clean up and consider filing a police report and a restraining order.

Lol just like a cat. Making terds everywhere

That's awful! I don't understand why individuals who are that childish think they are ready for a relationship. I guess his parents never taught him how to handle disappointment.

Stay classy ex-boyfriends/girlfriends stay classy