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By Single Again - 15/06/2016 19:51 - United States - Jaffrey

Today, I discovered that, even though my girlfriend of three years wants to wait until marriage for us to have sex, she has no problem banging my friend she met last night. FML
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sazarra 14

Makes me wonder if that was the first time she's ever done something like that.

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trucker2 33

Sounds more like Your her meal ticket.... Time to bounce on a piece, for yourself..

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sazarra 14

Makes me wonder if that was the first time she's ever done something like that.

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trucker2 33

Sounds more like Your her meal ticket.... Time to bounce on a piece, for yourself..

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wrongmove 11

To paraphrase a movie title "She's just not that into you".

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Selene6996 12

Yeah she is not into you just what you can do for her

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