Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no response I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I texted my friend’s mom, asking if she could send over my hoodie that I left at their house. Except I didn’t text her, I texted my ex’s mom, who said, “You should probably stop texting me. She’s engaged now.” FML
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Merlin_44 0
Oh damn. are you sure that was even her? or just pretending!
mojo_jojo 0
Your first mistake was asking a girl out by text message. Seriously, grow a pair and ask her out face-to-face.
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Comments (178)
bellaluver 0
okay. i think you deserve it because you shouldnt ask a girl out on texts. girls hate that.
molly1 0
she prob said that so u would leave her aloneee haha wow
RuralNinja 0
At least you won't ever have to worry about that bitch being your mother-in-law.
fmah_life 0
You ask a girl out face to face, come on!
NickelPhosphate 0
1. Her mom could have been using her daughter's cell phone and she ignored your initial text. 2. You txted her mom's cell phone. 3. You asked her out via text. A douchebag move. 4. She figured, you didn't have the balls to ask her out in person, so she'd give you a taste of your own medicine and have her mom reject you - total embarrassment. You got what you had coming. And FYI, for the future, when a girl doesn't respond after you ask her out, it's most likely a no, so don't make a fool of yourself by annoying her.
jabbaundead 0
hahahaha that definitely wasn't her mom.. wow. sorry dude but you deserve it if you don't have the balls to ask to her face.
may_cause_fail 0
I'm pretty sure that was her or one of her friends. If you want to be taken seriously, do it in person. YDI.
FFPianoDude 2
it probably wasn't even her mom, sorry buddy
thereitgo 1
dude connor leave it. emily's way too hot for you mann. why'd you ask her out over a text anyway? i understand about the pride part.
nathan_clowdus 0
everyone who thinks it couldve actually been her mom is stupid no shit the girl was pretendign to be her mom so she could have less guilt by saying no