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By Spoonplunger - 07/04/2016 21:56 - United States - Bainbridge Island

Today, I clogged the one and only toilet at work. There is no plunger so I used a spoon to chop up the poo blocking the pipe into little pieces. It worked but I will never be able to look at the silverware at work the same way again. FML

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