Money: Today, I checked my bank account to see that it was emptied,... - FML

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By Annonymous - 21/04/2016 02:17 - United States

Today, I checked my bank account to see that it was emptied, when I told my family, my mom told me that my younger brother used all the money at Universal Studios, California. I need a new computer for school and that was my savings account for it. FML

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