Miscellaneous: Today, I celebrated my birthday. Just me, a pizza, and my cat.... - FML

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By lonelyheart - 05/04/2017 12:00 - United States - Douglas

Today, I celebrated my birthday. Just me, a pizza, and my cat. FML

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Yudith 24

Wednesday 5 April 2017 18:31

Happy birthday! At least, you are eating delicious food with your loved one instead of answering inappropriate questions about your love life asked by nosy family members you only see twice a year for a reason.

Twunt 14

Wednesday 5 April 2017 20:22

Sooooyoure saying you had the perfect birthday?

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s2kname 9

Wednesday 5 April 2017 21:08

happy birthday in part from fml

acmariner99 25

Wednesday 5 April 2017 21:52

And the cat wants you to pet and feed it

lezlgcy 0

Wednesday 5 April 2017 22:18

Been there! Christmas, thanksgiving, Easter, birthday...you name it. I feel for ya! Even the H man isn't open on holidays, can't even numb the loneliness away. Now I realize how lucky I am and enjoy every bit of every get together because it's not worth it to do anything but have a good time and F everyone who wants to complain.

PorchKitty 16

Wednesday 5 April 2017 22:50

Sounds like a pretty great celebration to me!

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 5 April 2017 23:53

Sounds wonderfully uncomplicated to be honest. Happy Birthday!

lezlgcy 0

Thursday 6 April 2017 0:22

Pizza is delicious!!!

Steffi 26

Thursday 6 April 2017 0:33

That sounds f*ucking good!

EB Snowstar 1

Thursday 6 April 2017 2:03

Hey well at least u have pizza and a cat lol

julioon29 9

Thursday 6 April 2017 3:25

Happy birthday! You will have better ones!

roseman 3

Thursday 6 April 2017 4:17

Happy Birthday.

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