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lonelyheart Douglas, United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday. Just me, a pizza, and my cat. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Happy birthday! At least, you are eating delicious food with your loved one instead of answering inappropriate questions about your love life asked by nosy family members you only see twice a year for a reason.

Sooooyoure saying you had the perfect birthday?

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happy birthday in part from fml

And the cat wants you to pet and feed it

Been there! Christmas, thanksgiving, Easter, birthday...you name it. I feel for ya! Even the H man isn't open on holidays, can't even numb the loneliness away. Now I realize how lucky I am and enjoy every bit of every get together because it's not worth it to do anything but have a good time and F everyone who wants to complain.

Sounds like a pretty great celebration to me!

Sounds wonderfully uncomplicated to be honest. Happy Birthday!

Pizza is delicious!!!

That sounds f*ucking good!

EB Snowstar 1

Hey well at least u have pizza and a cat lol

julioon29 9

Happy birthday! You will have better ones!

Happy Birthday.