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lonelyheart Douglas, United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday. Just me, a pizza, and my cat. FML

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Happy birthday! At least, you are eating delicious food with your loved one instead of answering inappropriate questions about your love life asked by nosy family members you only see twice a year for a reason.

Sooooyoure saying you had the perfect birthday?

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JadeMinu 10

I'd say you spent your birthday with great company! Pizza and a cat? Best birthday ever <3 Happy birthday btw!

These comments give me hope. ♡

That sounds like the purrfect pizza party! You get the exact toppings and don't have to fit over the last slice! If you're lucky you'll have leftovers for cold breakfast pizza. Mmm

I spent my birthday the same way.