Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated,... - FML

By ifailsobadly - 13/08/2011 20:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

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ifailsobadly 18

Monday 2 January 2012 2:35

Wow. You're completely right :3 And I'm reading these months later, and most of the comments are 'Get a GF', 'get laid' or 'go outside'. Well, I don't understand how having a girlfriend would make me less upset, I'm under the legal age of sex so sorry guys, and go outside? Do people think I'm an aggrophobe? Of course I go out, I ubilt this in someo fo my spare time! :D

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bn326160 13

Sunday 14 August 2011 1:20

Find a girlfriend. A real one.

DrIDGAF 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 1:31

THOSE DAMN CREEPERS BLOWIN' UP MY HOUSE!

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Bigdawg42 8

Tuesday 4 July 2017 10:43

Let's keep trying to roast him, but when his if hard work is all gone, that's a hard thing. Mc is a good game

Bigdawg42 8

Tuesday 4 July 2017 10:43

Let's keep trying to roast him, but when his if hard work is all gone, that's a hard thing. Mc is a good game

Bigdawg42 8

Tuesday 4 July 2017 10:43

Let's keep trying to roast him, but when his if hard work is all gone, that's a hard thing. Mc is a good game

EggyDogger 13

Wednesday 11 July 2018 22:42

Reasonable

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