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By iamaperson13 - 03/06/2016 23:21 - United States - Houston

Today, I came home from school. I went to my room like I always do, only to find my stuff being thrown out and being painted bright pink. When I asked my mum about it, she said that I'll be moving in the basement. Why? My room is for the 9 year old orphan she's adopting. No one told me about this. FML.

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schindler12345 24

Sunday 5 June 2016 3:24

Be careful, you don't want your new family member turn out like Esther in the Orphan.

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schindler12345 24

Sunday 5 June 2016 3:24

Be careful, you don't want your new family member turn out like Esther in the Orphan.

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