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By bfisadoublecrossr - 27/01/2016 02:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I called my boyfriend to remind him of our upcoming 3 year anniversary. The phone was picked up by "Jane", who handed the phone to my boyfriend. He pretended he didn't know me and told me to piss off because I was "ruining his chances of getting laid with this sexy piece of ass". FML.

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