Today, I brought a fluorescent tube to the store to make sure I got the correct replacement. Trying to charm the sexy cashier, I waved the tube in the air, saying "I need a new light sabre, there is no force left in this one and the Empire is attacking." Turns out she'd never heard of Star Wars. FML
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OP here. I did not try to pick her up - I am a 42 year old married father of three and even if I wanted a date I have enough knowledge of the world to know that hot twentysomething blondes prefer hot twentysomething hunks - but I did try to make her smile, and failed miserably. And my geek level is so low that I read paper papers and constantly need my twelve year old son to help with my Iphone. (Plus I`ve never seen the sequels) I realize the girl probably lacked humour more than Star Wars knowledge, but what the heck. My wife laughed her ass off when I told her, though, bless her.
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mapaquier 3
Yeah because making star wars references tend to help with the ladies...
Pleonasm 36
I find her lack of culture disturbing.
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Nederlander95 14
If that's how you try to seduce hot girls.... Good luck
Pinkraincoat 18
How dare she!
sea_cucumber_11 11
Haven't you seen that Disney parks commercial? Don't play with tube light.
JenniferNThomas 14
Awe! I would have found it amusing.
syed121417 22
I don't care how hot she is, how nice her skin is or how nice her body is- anybody who's never heard if Star Wars??? Does she live under a rock? Actually, was she an immigrant? Many people in my family who aren't familiar with American culture don't know Star Wars. It's possible that OP didn't mention that. But if not, that's just strange. That would be such a turn on for me.
syed121417 22
Sorry, I didn't see where OP was from. Please don't comment on that, sorry again.
syed121417 22
I don't know why everyone sees it as so childish. When a guy can joke around, it's cute. A reference like that would've attracted me like bees to honey, like many other girls.
CraZedMadMan 16
Ur a dork
patrick227 1
not your fault this person lived under a rock
CuriousYel1ow 13
Did you think that was smooth? Maybe if she was a Huge nerd.
CloudKumo 12
I've heard of Star Wars, but I don't know a lot of things about it. Still, that line sucked.