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By Nicholas0820 - 18/06/2016 04:03 - United States - Houston

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend and one of my good friends starting hitting on her and somehow thought saying I cheated on her would make him like her. I received my two jackets I gave to her and a letter that said "By the way that scent you smell is human pee, good luck getting that out"
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xx000o 27

You don't need them or the jackets in your life, toss all of them in the garbage and start over.

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Elgrin 15

The fact that she didn't ask you directly about it tells me two things. First, she's a coward. And second, she makes snap judgments based on minimal information. You dodged a bullet there friend, and you're better off. Sorry about the jackets though.

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xx000o 27

You don't need them or the jackets in your life, toss all of them in the garbage and start over.

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Elgrin 15

The fact that she didn't ask you directly about it tells me two things. First, she's a coward. And second, she makes snap judgments based on minimal information. You dodged a bullet there friend, and you're better off. Sorry about the jackets though.

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GhostFox 33

Someone has trust issues. And commitment issues. And issues being a decent human being that can handle relationships responsibly. More seriously- white vinegar or lemon juice, and a good detergent should get the pee smell out. You might have to wash more than once, but it tends to work. Or if you don't want to use those because of the effect it can have on fabric, you can try baking powder. Or is it soda? The one that comes in the orange boxes, anyway.

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