Miscellaneous: Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover... - FML

By honeybadger123 - 14/11/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

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honeybadger123 0

Monday 14 November 2011 21:52

yea it was purple haze

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holewski 0

Monday 14 November 2011 8:55

But was it good weed?

foodlord 5

Monday 14 November 2011 8:58

Dont do drugs

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sneakymcpothead 0

Monday 14 November 2011 19:29

Ahah too bad you live in the states and they take weed so seriously here In Canada it's pretty much legal your Allowed to have 3 grams on you that's why I'd never live in the states I love my country !!

Ressamies 6

Monday 14 November 2011 20:28

you actually had GOOD luck. it's not good to be hooked on weed.

makcelly 0

Monday 14 November 2011 20:28

Lol. That sucks. Don't do drugs. So not worth it.

mattorama 15

Monday 14 November 2011 20:32

Hope to hell you're under 18!

MatthijsJG 0

Monday 14 November 2011 21:04

Than you have to go on a holiday to Amsterdam... You can buy weed there legally (or you have to be under 18, than it is prohibited...) So I say, see U in Amsterdam xD

ChelsiiBabee 5

Monday 14 November 2011 21:23

That's what you get for buying weed.

iloveacdc 0

Monday 14 November 2011 21:38

******* cops

fml_addict13 3

Monday 14 November 2011 22:08

You're begging for a YDI, aren't you?

Simoneaux17 11

Monday 14 November 2011 22:11

YDI.

Austin342 13

Monday 14 November 2011 22:11

Hate it when that happens...

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