Miscellaneous: Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover... - FML

By honeybadger123 - 14/11/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

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honeybadger123 0

Monday 14 November 2011 21:52

yea it was purple haze

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holewski 0

Monday 14 November 2011 8:55

But was it good weed?

foodlord 5

Monday 14 November 2011 8:58

Dont do drugs

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BFit 0

Monday 14 November 2011 14:27

Haha epic fail-you deserve it!

DJEZON_fml 0

Monday 14 November 2011 14:51

Smoke the fake weed

Jurornumber7 4

Monday 14 November 2011 15:24

Drugs are bad, Em-Kay( in best Mr. Mackey impression)

Gewoon_Miriam 0

Monday 14 November 2011 15:24

I am Dutch, so for me it's legal to buy weed.. Loving Amsterdam hahah

soccerchicx9x 5

Monday 14 November 2011 15:30

Lol @ all the people freaking out and saying drugs are bad. Weed is going to be illegal but cigarettes aren't? You can get cancer and a whole lot of other health problems from cigs but weed doesn't do anything. Also, same with alcohol. Liver cancer, etc. Why is it legal to get drunk but not high??

aquapearl736 16

Monday 29 May 2017 4:22

Weed has too many health benefits. And in case everyone hasn't noticed, we Americans prefer to consume vein-clogging, liver-poisoning, body-killing carcinogens. They taste great on toast ;)

ea247 20

Monday 14 November 2011 15:30

Fail

suxs4ulol 22

Monday 14 November 2011 15:46

how r u posting this if ur in jail?

btbamfan75 0

Monday 14 November 2011 15:47

weed is stupid.

musicmel22 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 6:54

You've obviously never done it

Rosebuscus 0

Monday 14 November 2011 15:58

Good!

brianalexandria 2

Monday 14 November 2011 16:09

#22 if you are going to call someone RETARDED at least spell it right. you look just as stupid as the op.

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