Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my crazy cousin copies and buys whatever I buy. Like I bought an electric razor to shave my legs and privates, and she took a photo of it to buy the exact same one for herself for the same reason. In a hospital situation that required her to shave her privates, her husband did it for her as she doesn't know how. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
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Top comments
maz95 17
I wouldn't lend a razor out..I find the idea very unhygienic.
bluebell707 13
D: eww
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Comments (150)
alycion 39
If I buy anything expensive, I'm going to make sure to get use out of it before lending it out, and I'm a pretty generous person. Though something like a razor, I wouldn't lend out no matter what. I keep spare disposables in case someone visits and forgets to bring one.
annakpok 7
and you're upset?
jogihoppa8343 23
may be you should simply dump it and get a new one.
perdix 31
You need to sniff your razor to find out where she really used it.
OlgaCornmuffin 7
if she's able to smell where it was used, I'd go to the store & buy some feminine wash for the roommate myself! Yuck!
ohhitsher 5
Lol. Your gonna need to buy a new razor, I think your roommate used the razor for a different part of her body.
The_F3rris 11
Ydi. Why would you let someone borrow your razor? Even if just for their legs.
WolfAtTheDoor 7
Exactly. She could've had a skin condition that could've passed on to you. On top of other reasons. Just ew.
dlas 5
You just dont loan out stuff like that you twat
twaumat 28
go return it? get another one?
noelasis94 18
Borat would have been asking for a little sexy time how about you?
Inciter 33
I think sharing razors is disgusting, but it's even worse that she didn't tell you what she needed it for.