Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my crazy cousin copies and buys whatever I buy. Like I bought an electric razor to shave my legs and privates, and she took a photo of it to buy the exact same one for herself for the same reason. In a hospital situation that required her to shave her privates, her husband did it for her as she doesn't know how. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
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Top comments
maz95 17
I wouldn't lend a razor out..I find the idea very unhygienic.
bluebell707 13
D: eww
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Comments (150)
cappellaaa 23
ew why would you ever let someone use your razor. that's gross
SilentScreamer 12
Why in the **** would you lend her your razor?? Do you also share toothbrushes and deodorant?
imvee5599 7
Lending you're razor is bad because if they cut themselves with the razor and they have HIV and then you get infected with HIV so you should be careful about that.
imvee5599 7
Sorry guys my bad I meant that if they have HIV and they cut themselves with it and then you use the same razor and get cut then you'll be infected with HIV.
upallnight11 19
Why can't she just buy her own razor?
winnerr_fml 1
maybe she shaved her back?!? jk agreed :P
pacmanman 15
Hopefully she gets excessive facial hair....yeah I probably wouldn't use it again though!
XistingPrince 9
You shouldn't be sharing that anyways... YDI
iwadasn 33
A razor seems like one of those things you don't lend or share, under any circumstances. I'd categorize it with combs and toothbrushes.
amifaiyaz 12
New razor needed, with brain bleach.
CRC_101 31
I don't even find lending my razor disgusting; it's just common sense. I don't use expensive razors, so I just keep others handy, whether I'm traveling or at home, so I can give one to sisters, friends, etc. if they ask. It's not meant to be rude, but it is a more safe practice all around, and I'm sure most people would prefer to have an unused razor anyway.