Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my crazy cousin copies and buys whatever I buy. Like I bought an electric razor to shave my legs and privates, and she took a photo of it to buy the exact same one for herself for the same reason. In a hospital situation that required her to shave her privates, her husband did it for her as she doesn't know how. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
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Top comments
maz95 17
I wouldn't lend a razor out..I find the idea very unhygienic.
bluebell707 13
D: eww
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Comments (150)
juliaannw 11
Did she say it was as great as advertised?
rhysfucker 24
Can I borrow your tooth brush? My toenails need a little scrubbing.
buddy51 23
Sterilize that bloody razor, OP, or gift it to your roommate. Make a resolution to never share anything with her that might be used on her "nether parts" again... She should have mentioned what part she was shaving so FYL but YDI for lending something like this to anyone else! Lesson learned. Carry on.
Catkam623 27
She did say what she was gonna use it on she just lied about how far up.
ViviMage 40
Don't share razors! Blood borne pathogens. Kthanxbi.
vadaaa 11
I down voted that comment just for the "kthanxbi"
your_ma 27
Who on earth shaves their lady parts but not their legs? Personally if I'm planning sexy time I wouldn't want hairy legs :/
Ameel_fml 19
This might be TMI...but sometimes I'll shave my lady-bits and not my legs, because when pubes start growing back they get itchy so I'll shave them. But if I'm wearing pants that day, I won't bother with my legs because they don't get itchy.
FlashBurn 13
Well, there's only one solution... Next time you should suggest Nair works better. I hear it burns.
bowtiemontecarlo 4
Yea I don't lend ppl razors I buy cheap ones they can just have one. Why buy those expensive razors anyways waist of money.
Grimnirwher9 21
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etchsanity1 11
True if there's a waist to be had a good belt works better than an expensive razor
dancinwookie 21
I want a waist of money. A belt made of money would make a statement; it might get you robbed, but at least you're not carrying your wallet around...kind of. It'd take all my moneys to make such an outlandish, gawdy belt.
rhpsfan9 10
Time to get a new razor head
MyS3lf 24
Razors are a personal hygiene item. You wouldn't lend her your toothbrush, why on earth would you lend your razor? Hope you learned your lesson. Personal care items are PERSONAL.
thecrapblog 8
No offense... But you kinda deserved that... I wouldn't have let anyone use my razor, like what you did, it was stupid