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By dazedNbroken - 08/08/2016 03:43 - United States - Muskegon

Today, I awoke to find my car broken into. They caused $400 in damage to steal less than $5 in change. They left my GPS, air compressor, credit cards, and CDs. The responding officer pointed out to me, "They didn't steal your cigs!?" Apparently, the thief doesn't share my taste in music or cigs. FML
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FUCKTARD_HATER 15

I think it's the 400$ of damage for 5$ worth of stuff stolen that bugs OP

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paularickele 3

That's happened to me. $250 window for a really old GPS that was out of date and no one would buy it lol. They left my purse, ipod and money though

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Unlucky1232 20

i fail to see the problem. what? would you prefer if your belongings were stolen?

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FUCKTARD_HATER 15

I think it's the 400$ of damage for 5$ worth of stuff stolen that bugs OP

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sazarra 14

Get your eyes checked. The problem, well you're staring right at it. It's written out pretty clearly.

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childproofpizza 19

Jeez, that sucks. Maybe somebody noticed and scared him off? Either way, I hope your insurance covers it OP.

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paularickele 3

That's happened to me. $250 window for a really old GPS that was out of date and no one would buy it lol. They left my purse, ipod and money though

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