Miscellaneous: Today, I ate at Subway during my lunch hour. A group of teenage...

By endure_survive - 15/12/2014 03:17 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I ate at Subway during my lunch hour. A group of teenage girls sat down at the table next to mine. They all shared good laugh about the "friendless, chubby chick" sitting near them, while attempting to discreetly point at me. FML

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DrMario_ 16

Monday 15 December 2014 9:10

Ignore them, OP. Haters gonna hate! Chin up :-)

Rozza17 29

Monday 15 December 2014 9:13

Should've thrown your Subway at them, but then that would be a waste of Subway.

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Njunge 4

Tuesday 2 February 2016 3:28

To the edge of the universe and back. Endure and survive.

alfalfalaffa 17

Sunday 29 May 2016 0:31

Teenage girls are pure savages.

kassy_wassy812 1

Tuesday 14 March 2017 9:25

bitches ?

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