By cl4ptp - 14/08/2012 12:17 - United Kingdom - Barry

Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 178
You deserved it 7 670

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like a Wookie mistake to me, Hans down.

stormer461 13

Sounds like a really good time. I mean sex and star wars in one night? C'mon.


I don't see how this is an FML.... Sounds like a perfect night!

PleaseStayChill 9

What if Chewbacca is actually the secret leader of the empire, and also a sith lord? Plot for the 7th movie right there.

theslimshadylp 6

That does make sense he is like the wookie ambassador.

And hears the flawless plan to take down the empire with no casualties, also converting darth vader back into anakin and bringing back all the dead jedi: *gurgle roar gurgle* also, if anyone deviates from the plan even slightly, our entire cause will be destroyed. Rebel: oh sh*t, i wasn't paying attention!

I swear people look for things to complain about. How is this a bad thing?

PleaseStayChill 9

And this is a problem because.......?

Sounds like a Wookie mistake to me, Hans down.

klovemachine 24

DocBastard strikes comedy gold again :)

It's funny.. Doc, your profile description is all about dissing people who write words like "first" "dafuq" "yolo" "ydi,fyl" and so on, saying that they only want attention, when in reality you're trying to attract attention with witty comments, probably to advertise your blog.

68 - The key difference here, is that Doc's comments are entertaining.

39- I think you're Forcing that joke a little too hard. Some of these jokes R2 cheesy.

Come on you guys! Don't be so Greedo with all the good SW puns!

I have to Han it too you, I'd pay a lot of Kashyyk for a comedian of your rancor, DocBastard.

You're probably the only commentor I actually follow, and for that, I salute you.

Slender_Man 6
kriz_allizwell 6

awwww, docbastard cute comment ooohhh, would you like my virginity :p

How is it a FML? Seriously how did this get approved to be on the website. Especially when you admit that it made sense, so it wasn't bad after all! Was it?

O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z

Now I know (half of) my A B Cs. Next time won't you sing with me?

p3mguin 7


12- ..... What gives you the right?!??!

PleaseStayChill 9

I think he's actually a Sith lord.

PleaseStayChill 9

Plot for the 7th movie right there. Star Wars Episode VII: Chewbacca's Vengeance. He ends up killing Han for basically having him in slavery. And for feeding him only rancid rancor meat and leftovers.

(丿0.0)丿丄丄 That would be a horrible movie idea what you need is chewy to become then next Darth Vader

17- episodes 7, 8, and 9 have been already written into books. :(

PleaseStayChill 9

And then Chewy rips your arms out of their sockets for flipping over his damn table.

stormer461 13

Sounds like a really good time. I mean sex and star wars in one night? C'mon.

I agree completely! Sounds like an interesting theory... I do not see the FML in this FML. At all.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Amen to this! Sex plus star wars... Nothing beats that.