By cl4ptp - United Kingdom - Barry
  Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
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  killdozer1  |  2

And hears the flawless plan to take down the empire with no casualties, also converting darth vader back into anakin and bringing back all the dead jedi:
*gurgle roar gurgle*
also, if anyone deviates from the plan even slightly, our entire cause will be destroyed.
Rebel: oh sh*t, i wasn't paying attention!

  stephan18  |  23

It's funny.. Doc, your profile description is all about dissing people who write words like "first" "dafuq" "yolo" "ydi,fyl" and so on, saying that they only want attention, when in reality you're trying to attract attention with witty comments, probably to advertise your blog.

By  HotPotat0  |  8

How is it a FML? Seriously how did this get approved to be on the website.
Especially when you admit that it made sense, so it wasn't bad after all! Was it?


Plot for the 7th movie right there. Star Wars Episode VII: Chewbacca's Vengeance. He ends up killing Han for basically having him in slavery. And for feeding him only rancid rancor meat and leftovers.