Today, I asked my new girlfriend if she was feeling alright, since she is on her period for the first time since we started dating. I got an empty cereal bowl thrown at my head. Question asked and answered. FML
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Today, I found a new way to tell if my girlfriend is on her period. If she responds to "Want me to get you anything while I'm at the store?" by screaming "God just fuck off, you cunt!" then bursting into tears, the answer is a definite yes. FML
Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
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cardin06 15
Period or not that is uncalled for. You need to leave. That will get real old and annoying in time. Find someone who can, although they are on their cycle, manage their emotions properly.
magnumpeyote66 6
Mate time for a break up that is uncalled for and a bad sign.
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Comments (15)
donky2 3
you're an idiot she's on her ******* pried
courtalex 5
Clear signs of abusive behavior. The worst I’ve ever done while on my period (I’m on blood thinners & get ovarian cysts which pop when I’m on it so just imagine how bad it is for me) is cry and ask to be alone. Maybe given a little attitude towards others if when I ask to be alone they refuse. No women’s period is bad enough for physical violence.
Suaria 38
This is abusive. You should get out of this relationship. Like other people on here, i get terrible cramps and get moody right before and during my period. However I have never once assaulted someone on it. Being on your period is not an excuse to assault someone.
skygardens 24
Having a period doesn’t not excuse abuse of any kind. (Coming from a woman who has “kill me” pain during hers) that shit right there is an underlying issue and has nothing to do with being female or in a period.
ic2drops 10
honestly if shes going to be that way you should just leave her. thats no way she should be towards you even if she is bleeding. its just my thoughts though