faitesdesgosses
Mantes-la-ville, France
Today, I asked my 7-year-old daughter what job she would like when she grows up. She calmly replied that she wouldn't have one; she'd just bring her husband round to my place and steal food from me. FML
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zBLAKEz 23
Well at least she's already planned ahead for the future.
notabeachbabe 13
you might have a little bit of trouble getting her completely out of the nest lol on the other hand when kids get older they normally want to leave immediately.
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chosha_fml 27
'You got a dream? You gotta have a dream!'
Chellybelly92 14
To be honest she's seven, be worried when that's her answer at 15,17, or even 21 lol.
sweetest_jenn 18
I'd take her on a drive around town and point out all the drug addicts holding up 'homeless' signs. Explain that's what happens if someone doesn't get a good job and makes bad choices.
EpicBlondie89 19
#30, Speaking from experience of being homeless, that's actually only the case in 40% of the homeless population. Some just had horrible crap happen to them. Open your mind up just a little. Most homeless are actually more willing to help YOU out then your average working person. They truly understand the kindness of strangers.
sweetest_jenn 18
That's why I specified "drug addicts". I'm not trying to sound cruel at all. I give foods, clothes, and water to homeless people every chance I get. The drug addicts and alcoholics are the ones who acts rude and asks for cash instead.
EpicBlondie89 19
So you can absolutely without a doubt tell a drug addict/alcoholic from a regular homeless person? I promise you it's not that easy. I'd rather give them a few dollars to support their habit than then do something ****** up and hurt someone. Some also choose that life because of their addition. They can make decent money and cover their habit and food instead of stealing money to barely pay bills. are they in the wrong too?
sweetest_jenn 18
Yes, I can. I volunteered a lot growing up and have learned to read the signs. I'm not rich. All I can do is spare them a meal, and I offer help indiscriminately. In my area, the majority of homeless people are the ones who are lazy and addicted to drugs/alcohol. So I'm only speaking for myself, not you or anyone else.
EpicBlondie89 19
I hate when people label homeless as lazy. it actually is a lot of work still. they still have the daily hustle, the brutal discrimination of strangers, etc. just because you don't see them do much doesn't mean anything. you just assume they're lazy.
EpicBlondie89 19
I mean don't get me wrong you have your bad eggs, but a lot of times they aren't who you think they are. The people I met while homeless.....some we're more beautiful and and honest to me than people with jobs, cars and houses.
Chellybelly92 14
#64 then just talk about yourself don't generalize it. You don't know their full stories, where they came from or even why they became addicts (that's if they're addicts) they could be vets that seen some stuff and didn't have the proper care. To tell your child such generalized things is just wrong.
maggiefox 25
Sounds like a plan
Meggston 17
Chances are she won't remember saying that in a few years.
SMHsohard 22
She won't have any choice if her mother turns it into a family story
acgt1 5
And that's when the blackmail started.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
That's the spirit.
worldclassrager 41
Time will only tell...but I don't think things will pan out
khaled_almu 13
I want to Marry her
thatnucca 36
Pedo much...
RedPillSucks 33
He didn't say right now... He'll wait until she's 14 or 15, like Elvis, OJ
TimysterGates 15
That's a compliment from an optimistic point of view right? She must really, really love you, Or at least your cooking!
themogsta7 5
Well at least she already has her life figured out, and you might wanna check on that husband situation haha, kids these days
JazNim17 18
That's okay. Around that age I told my mom that I was going to get married one day and we'd move back in with her and let her take care of us. Now at 21, nearly finished with a college degree and engaged, that suddenly sounds like a horrible idea. She'll grow up one day.