Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I worked up the courage to ask someone out after months of debating it. She smiled, said yes, and asked what time. I got so nervous that I gave her the time I start work instead of our reservation. We both showed up to completely different places and spent twenty minutes wondering why the other had ghosted us. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
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DravensTheName 16
Don't let your dreams be dreams, just do it! - Albert Einstein
HoboMeth 36
Your brain's telling you something subconsiously! Follow your dreams!
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Comments (46)
Rabite 28
Yeah, I don't think that she will say yes now. Although you didn't mean it that way it has a creepy vibe.
CliffyB03 28
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
missymaster 16
I have the same problem. It's like the brain got its signals crossed and thought a dream was a memory and stored the information wrong. I have this happen so often that I actually ask people if I have done certain things with them or if it was just a dream. I've only had this problem after being on an antidepressant for 5 years and having it mess my brain up real bad.
dogpatch_fml 4
I have done the same thing!!! I was trying to figure out a different way of saying "hey, let's go out on a date" over and over in my head that I completely forgot to ask her out and then showed up at her house while she was having drunk sex right inside her house in view of the front door
cjl922 17
His palms are sweaty Knees weak arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already Mom's spaghetti
Mysterybounty 6
How did you not know it was a dream? You had to wake up at some point and think "that was a good dream she said yes"
Lazer_Katz 10
Hope you had a FANTASY-tic date
authorlumi 6
Just date her in your dreams. What could be so wrong with- Wait. Lots of things.
foxy_grampa 19
You were just asking in a way she couldn't say no
dewboy444 17
Play it off! Tell her you're going out.