Today, I am in danger of losing my job because of health problems....

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By kaputt - 15/08/2019 09:08

Today, I am in danger of losing my job because of health problems. I’m constantly sick due to extreme stress in my job, but I need the money so I can feed and house my family. FML

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Sunday 18 August 2019 0:30

That really sucks 😔

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Ahsan 9

Sunday 18 August 2019 0:30

That really sucks 😔

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