By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

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neonoodle 0

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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grayd8 0

Bro, Sex and love are not the same thing!

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Donutsandwhich 2

Don't worry. I'm sure you're a virgin by choice..... maybe not your choice but...

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colorguardgeek 8

didn't your mom change your diapers?

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alexgriz 0

Your mother saw it at least once when you were a baby, seeing as she gave birth to you, and you had no clothes then. And your mom is a woman, right?

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edog123 1

omg tht was the first time damn how ugly r u gees get a gf u probably live with ure parents

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edc2433 0

sex is great, you should try it(;

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tom_es 3

Blame the cold...and start working out... Both hands

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missy_dgaf 0

lol the 30 year old virgin

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cup_of_squirrels 6

Everybody seems to be saying, "you need to get laid" really, you dont have to.

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