Health: Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30...

By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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RyanRaygun 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:38

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

neonoodle 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:39

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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bdggd 0

Monday 11 July 2011 7:13

mayb he is gay and that's why a chick never seen his penis

bdggd 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:00

he cud be homosexual and thats why a women never seen it

TypicuL 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 9:10

Ironic how you're from VIRGINIA, haha.

MissCuteStack 12

Sunday 24 July 2011 8:17

Ummm someone's still a virgin it's time to lose that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UnDerThEcaRpEt 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:11

that's your main reason of why your a 30 year old virgin, give it ten years and make a movie about it ahahhaha

MissCuteStack 12

Monday 1 August 2011 3:54

40 year old virgin or should i say... 30 !!!!!! wow your a total loserr :p

jewelsfml 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 15:59

she might have actually just coughed and u were just paranoid. either way fyl poor Guy

keyvo1499 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:59

EPIC FAIL!

dmeloccaro 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 4:43

This sounds fake to me...

cheese47 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 2:00

Hilarious :)

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