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By wifeofasshole - 15/01/2016 18:17 - United States - Bethesda
Today, feeling somewhat down in the dumps about my appearance (being 8 months pregnant), I asked my husband to pay me a compliment. He blinked, then told me I have "Beautiful jizz targets." Eyes. He was refering to my eyes. FML