Nelga
Gostar, Islamic Republic of Iran
Today, faced with the problem of my children fighting over which one of them was going to sit in the middle in the car’s back seat, I suggested that they take turns. Now, they’re fighting about who got to sit there the longest. FML
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Tripartita 45
I faced a similar problem with my nonexistent children. The trick was to play polka music and work out a sort of musical chairs system whereby every 16 bars, they'd swap seats. If you get good enough at veering crazily all over the road, you can sometimes shuffle their positions yourself.
RememberSchlitz 9
Lovers gonna love, haters gonna hate, children gonna argue with each other over insignificant crap as a means of asserting dominance.
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Eleora 19
Being someone that can speak from experience (3 brothers, 2 sisters), this is very accurate. Lol
korylabauve 7
thankfully, corporal punishment is still legal in Texas and we don't deal with this shit if you love your kids and want them to grow up decent and respectable and not wanting everything handed to them on a silver platter.
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
If you argue then you both lose out - neither of them sits there until they can agree a fair division.
Konarika 11
My sisters and I always fought about who DIDN'T have to sit in the middle...