Holidays: Today, despite our bad relationship, I decided to text my mother... - FML

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By IWonderWhy - 09/05/2016 01:19 - United States - Niceville

Today, despite our bad relationship, I decided to text my mother for Mother's Day. She spent the next hour berating me for not texting her sooner. FML.

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HereToRuinFun 16

Tuesday 10 May 2016 1:00

Don't let that get to you (if it does, that is). Having a difficult relationship with your mum but still deciding to "honour" the day is very, very kind of you! I didn't visit nor gave her anything, and she was not happy

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HereToRuinFun 16

Tuesday 10 May 2016 1:00

Don't let that get to you (if it does, that is). Having a difficult relationship with your mum but still deciding to "honour" the day is very, very kind of you! I didn't visit nor gave her anything, and she was not happy

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