This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, despite him having a truck and plenty of food in the house, my lazy dad woke me up early and forced me to go buy him a biscuit and a cup of coffee for breakfast from the 7-11 nearby. When I got back, he shot me a dirty look, ripped the contents of the biscuit out and ate only the bread. FML