Today, Both my roommates (who just broke up) came home within... - FML

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By Squanching - 09/03/2019 13:00 - United States - Omaha

Today, Both my roommates (who just broke up) came home within 10 minutes of each other. I had just been told that I had a 30 day notice to move as the other one pulls into the driveway. I excuse myself to the restroom and at first l heard arguing and then I heard moaning.. FML

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DraftHail614 17

Saturday 9 March 2019 20:10

I will never understand why people have sex after an argument

julfunky 29

Saturday 9 March 2019 21:32

The blood gets pumping and things get heated.

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DraftHail614 17

Saturday 9 March 2019 20:10

I will never understand why people have sex after an argument

julfunky 29

Saturday 9 March 2019 21:32

The blood gets pumping and things get heated.

manb91uk 22

Saturday 9 March 2019 22:58

Passions raise, there's a very fine line between anger and lust... For some people a little bit of fire can create an intense desire for the other person.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 9 March 2019 22:03

After they had hate sex, are you allowed to stay?

Spiritbird 17

Sunday 10 March 2019 14:47

Man you will always be the funniest on fml.😂

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