the spider should be the one accused of sexual harassment

Nobody gives a damn if you're first. It makes you look like a jackass. To OP - For future incidences, DO NOT TOUCH WOMEN NO MATTER WHERE. They will usually consider it sexual harassment. Just point it out and let them deal with it.

I remember this in moderating. It ended with something like "She is now suing me. She's my ex-wife. FML." So that kinda puts a more FML spin on it.

You do not have any right to touch anyone under any circumstances without permission, ever. Period. Especially in the workplace. How is this concept so alien to FML commenters? I would absolutely be uncomfortable with a coworker putting his hand on my torso/breast area without an invitation or explanation, and I am not wrong for feeling that way. I guarantee 90% of the guys saying "what a bitch" would freak the hell out if a homosexual male touched their groin. A simple "there is a spider on you" would have obviously sufficed. It's not hurting you in any way, it's not your place to resolve the issue. YDI.

Look, yet another woman thinks every man in the world is out to screw her. Next time, let the spider bite her and pray it's a black widow.

I remember this one from moderating. It ended with something like "She is now suing me for sexual harassment. She's my ex-wife." Puts a little more of a "FML" in the situation!

Woman piss me off. If they think you are cute its okay, if they dont find you attractive its inappropriate. They should be fair instead of the bitch ***** they are.

unless this spider was crawling on her boob I really don't think it's sexual harrassment.

Maybe you should've brushed it off a little harder so it'd atleast be worth it. JUICE WORTH THE SQUEEZE?! guess not >_>; sorry -teardrop-

what the hell does YDI means, its pissing me off now.

Where does it say shoulder?

Why did you "gently" brush it off? I would have been like "HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT SPIDER!" and then like slap it off.