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By is it still me that makes you sweat - 09/06/2016 23:13 - United States - King George

Today, at my job as a camp counselor, I met some really cool kids that I would love to be friends with. Too bad I'm an 18 year old girl who recently graduated from high school, and the kids are a couple of 11 year old boys who recently graduated from the fifth grade. FML

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killer_koopa 3

Saturday 11 June 2016 5:57

The worse they can do is black mail you for nudes

CloudNiner 13

Saturday 11 June 2016 4:07

So?

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CloudNiner 13

Saturday 11 June 2016 4:07

So?

killer_koopa 3

Saturday 11 June 2016 5:57

The worse they can do is black mail you for nudes

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