Miscellaneous: Today, at my Grandfather's funeral, my Grandmother decided it...

By Kisuke_Urahara - 30/11/2015 02:11 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my Grandfather's funeral, my Grandmother decided it would be a good time to tell the story of the time she went to a strip club. FML

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Kisuke_Urahara 9

Monday 30 November 2015 17:31

Honestly, it was pretty funny. Just a little awkward at the time.

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Tripartita 44

Monday 30 November 2015 17:41

"Your grandfather could shake it like nobody's business. I knew I had to marry him."

llamarrama01 21

Monday 30 November 2015 17:31

She wanted to help everyone pole themselves together

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BREEZY_FREEZE 9

Wednesday 16 December 2015 11:30

how is bleach involved?

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