By Denise1988 - 10/11/2015 17:35 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, at a school function for my eldest son, my youngest child silently passed gas. A group of women I had hoped to befriend were sitting next to me, and then left with looks of disgust on their faces. I guess I don't need friends. FML
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Denise1988 13

The little stinker is only 9 months old and while his stench was quite atrocious that day, I wish they hadn't rushed off so soon. The event was outside and it was a breezy day. I have no problem with him doing his thing, I just wished the women had at least come back and tried to include me in their conversations. We moved away from our home state two years ago and I've had a hard time meeting new friends, it's so hard as an adult. I hope it's easier the next time we move.

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This is why I was raised to keep my bodily functions down to a minimum in public. In addition to not farting, I also don't eat, breath, blink, or metabolize carbohydrates in others' company. As a result, my parents are incredibly popular.

Steve95401 49

Of course, none of them have ever passed gas before. Shocking!

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Thank your youngest.So he/she farted,its a normal bodily function & if other parents cant handle that, you dont need them. Obviously they & their kids have NEVER done that (eye roll).Ive also have IBS and am lactose intollerance,when Im stressed or have even a small amount of milk I can clear a room

Screw 'em. Eight to Eighty, farts are funny!

Nothing like a kid to kill off any social inclinations

If your friends don't laugh at farts then they aren't real friends

It's not like they've never had small children before . . .

Denise1988 13

The little stinker is only 9 months old and while his stench was quite atrocious that day, I wish they hadn't rushed off so soon. The event was outside and it was a breezy day. I have no problem with him doing his thing, I just wished the women had at least come back and tried to include me in their conversations. We moved away from our home state two years ago and I've had a hard time meeting new friends, it's so hard as an adult. I hope it's easier the next time we move.

I don't understand why people are so ******* rude when people fart. It's not like you can just control it, there's only so long you can hold it. And everyone has farted in public, so people should quit acting like such immature dicks about it

It's only natural. They're probably fags who use plastic surgery and don't even have to try to be *****.