Miscellaneous: Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked... - FML

By shit_upon_literally - 07/03/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

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shit_upon 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 7:10

they were wasted to the point of oblivion and probably had no idea what had just gone down. i didn't cry, but i was REALLY angry about it. my clothes were full of shit but luckily i had an extra pair of pants in my car and i had bought a band t-shirt earlier

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EmilyMarie 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:23

-Insert lame pun containing the word 'shit'-

juneau 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:17

OMG!! did all the shit fall on u?

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iluvuxinfinityn1 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 1:26

that is SO FUNNY. legit you made my day, and i'm sure it sucked a ton (for which i'm genuinely sorry) but what an AWESOME story you now have.

carriealana 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 2:17

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D:

Brox_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 2:42

it doesn't sound like an accident to me

linzoid1995 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 3:23

ewwww. was it all poopoo-y? gross.

accident_prone 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 3:52

hahahhhahah that must have PISSED you off. That sucks though, sorry about that.

DaBoss_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 4:13

ya...you litterally got SHIT on. pun completly intended :)

fcktheworld 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 4:33

i like the name hahahhahahahah

GayRay 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 4:49

get shit on

Mattyknows 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:29

#2, #3 & #5 got lols. #4 is fail. Let us have our cake and eat it.

shit_upon 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 7:07

i really didn't expect a mosh pit to form near by port-a-potty stalls and the guys that had knocked me down were wasted.

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