Miscellaneous: Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked... - FML

By shit_upon_literally - 07/03/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

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Sunday 8 March 2009 7:10

they were wasted to the point of oblivion and probably had no idea what had just gone down. i didn't cry, but i was REALLY angry about it. my clothes were full of shit but luckily i had an extra pair of pants in my car and i had bought a band t-shirt earlier

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EmilyMarie 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:23

-Insert lame pun containing the word 'shit'-

juneau 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:17

OMG!! did all the shit fall on u?

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caretoshare 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:35

GROOSSS! thats seriously disgusting. Were you shiting? Cause then the shit was probably flying all around the port a potty. :S

Lisimal 7

Tuesday 26 May 2009 8:13

YOU'RE THE SHIT, MAN!!!

tshell 0

Monday 1 June 2009 5:00

OMG....that is awful...did they bring out the power washer and hose you off...? Porta Potty Rental Prices

Gingerly 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 0:56

I seriously doubt it was an accident...

bigraws23 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:14

#1. Did you read what the writer put they're name down as

livingdeath 0

Friday 14 August 2009 18:21

I for one would not want a pressure washer cleaning me off. OP: Remember how when you were driving home, at red lights all the people next to you would start convulsing? It wasn't a new dance craze.

annarudakowmoo 0

Monday 17 August 2009 8:52

i call fake. they wouldnt have the mosh pit/general stage area anywhere near the portapotties! and its not like one would randomly break out either...

XxCoolPersonxX 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 5:47

I'm sorry kinda hard to believe cuz mosh pits are usually in the front..well the ones I was in anyways

g4bandit 0

Monday 21 September 2009 2:29

why would you be in a porty potty anywhere near a mosh pit!!!! not a good idea.....

psherwood78 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:27

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtsEJ81Dhfw

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