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By brokenmasamune - 25/09/2019 20:30

Today, at 15 years old, I learned that bats are not birds. FML

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JasonThorn 19

Monday 14 October 2019 5:20

Jeez, even Calvin learned bats weren't bugs at an earlier age...

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JasonThorn 19

Monday 14 October 2019 5:20

Jeez, even Calvin learned bats weren't bugs at an earlier age...

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