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By apaton - 17/03/2016 00:41 - United States - Warren
Today, as I was walking up to my front porch my girlfriend pointed out a slug the was crawling on the ground. She decided to point it out last minute as I was stepping on it. Once I stepped on it she became angry at me and started saying I never listen to her. FML